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Jay Leno: ‘The Economy Is So Bad MSNBC Had To Lay Off 300 Obama Spokesmen’ (Humor)
Leno: ‘The Economy Is So Bad MSNBC Had To Lay Off 300 Obama Spokesmen’ By Noel Sheppard Created 11/16/2012 - 9:40am
NBC Tonight Show host Jay Leno took a swipe at his own sister network and the President Thursday.
During his opening monologue, Leno said, “The economy is so bad MSNBC had to lay off 300 Obama […]
Lena Dunham: Your First Time PARODY (Must Watch Video)
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Video: Romney Has Them in Stitches at Al Smith Dinner… President Roasts Himself…
Mitt Romney speaks at the 67th Annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner on Wednesday night in New York City. The following excerpts are of some of the jokes he told.
Romney: I was hoping that President Obama would bring Joe Biden along, because he’ll laugh at anything.
Romney: We were chatting pleasantly this evening as if […]
JAY LENO RIPS BIDEN’S DEBATE PERFORMANCE: ‘HOPE AND CHANGE’ TO ‘SMIRK AND GIGGLE’
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Jay Leno spent several minutes ripping Joe Biden’s debate performance on his show Friday night, mocking everything from the vice president’s teeth, to his habit of interrupting Paul Ryan while simultaneously calling him “my friend.”
He began: “Watching TV last night, I see this stupid infomercial for Crest white strips. Have you seen this? It […]
Bill Maher on Obama: ‘Looks like he took my million and spent it all on weed’
“He sucked. He looked tired. He had trouble getting his answers out. It looks like he took my million and spent it all on weed,” quipped Maher, who has donated $1 million to pro-Obama PAC Priorities USA.
“It was fascinating to watch these two men, I mean, the contrast in their demeanor: Now we know what […]
The Clothes Have No Emperor
Justin Bieber throws up on stage during ‘Believe’ tour opener(Video) - LOL
Justin Bieber played the sold-out first show of his “Believe” tour Saturday night (Sept. 29), and fans got a little something extra as well — though probably not what Bieber was hoping to give them.
The 18-year-old pop star vomited on stage midway through his set in Phoenix. As you can see in the video below, […]
Even the Deer Don’t Want See Obama Relected (
An Austin, Texas, couple were convinced a political vandal was at work, showing up in the middle of the night to damage their yard sign endorsing President Obama’s re-election campaign. But after contacting police, Beth and Tom Priem were shocked to discover the guilty party was actually a “Republican” deer.
Austin NBC affiliate KXAN reports that the mystery […]
BREAKING NEWS: Proof Obama Attended Columbia University
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Best of Craigslist Ads: Fifty-year old manure spreader - $1 (D.C.) [Very Funny]
Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya . Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii . Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn’t work very often, […]
Caption: Nuclear Iran Weather Forecast
Sarah Palin Switches Parties, Becomes Democrat; Media Rejoices
Wasilla, Alaska (UIP)— Shocking news last night as former Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced that she is following in the footsteps of the noble senator from Pennsylvania, Arlen Specter, and is switching parties to become a Democrat.
This news comes just five days after Palin appeared as the keynote speaker at a Tea Party rally […]
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John Boehner: ‘I was making a joke’ (will not apologize to Barney Frank)
House Financial Services Committee Chairman Barney Frank should not expect an apology from the top House Republican anytime soon.
House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio), in a speech at the American Bankers Association convention this week, called the Massachusetts Democrats’ aides working on financial reform “little punk staffers.”
Frank responded with a letter to Boehner, urging him […]
IRS visits Sacramento carwash in pursuit of 4 cents
It was every businessperson’s nightmare.
Arriving at Harv’s Metro Car Wash in midtown Wednesday afternoon were two dark-suited IRS agents demanding payment of delinquent taxes. “They were deadly serious, very aggressive, very condescending,” says Harv’s owner, Aaron Zeff.
The really odd part […]
Caption Jimmy Carter:Finally, I won’t be the worst president in history (Humor)
Caption: Michelle Obama touring a grocery store
Arab conned into marrying bearded lady (LOL)
A Dubai man whose fiancée kept her charms hidden under a niqab opted for a quick divorce after his first glimpse beneath the veil revealed she was cross-eyed and sported a beard.
According to Gulf News, the unnamed “ambassador” never saw his intended’s face on the few times they met, but was convinced all was well […]
Caption This Photo: Attitude and the Oval Office
“Soooo….whose turn it is today to lick my feet?”