Friday Fake News:Ku Klux Klan Abandons Racial Views, Names 0bama ‘Honorary White Man’ of the Year!
ARAB Alabama, MKJ Press (9 Oct 09) - In what has been described as an astounding about face, the national leadership of the Ku Klux Klan announced here this afternoon that it was abandoning it’s past divisive racial views and embracing ‘The New Age of Obama’, and to demonstrate their sincerity, Awarded President Barack Hussein Obama the very first ‘National Ku Klux Klan Honorary White Man’ Award, saying “Hey, President Obama is at least half white and that makes him ok with us good ol’ boys, he invited a cop and some pointy-headed professor-type to have a beer at the White House, ya don’t get more Southern than THAT!”
In a further break from tradition, the Klan announced that members would no longer be permitted to wear white robes, as the new KKK official garb would be robes with a white and black swirling stripe design, “picture a Dairy Queen Zebra ice cream cone, with chocolate and vanilla twisted altogether, that’s it!”
In related news, former Klansman and candidate for Governor of Louisiana David Duke was found wandering the streets of New Orleans in a stupor, sporting a new corn row hair style, carrying a Tupperware tub filled with Heineken beer, saying “where’s Looter Guy? I’m ready to get drunk with that Bro!”
This concludes another breaking news story on this most amazing of all days in recent memory.
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…i think that they are so weird and that they need to look in the mirror and go take a really long shower and realize how they look well take care kkk
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