WHY JOHNNY CAN’T WORK

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock

(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am.

While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )

Was perking, he shaved with his electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG ..)

He put on a dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),

designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE )

and

tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA )

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )

Then sat down with his calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )

to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )

and continued his search for a good paying JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day
checking his Computer
(Made In Malaysia ),

John decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL )

Sat on his couch,
(MADE IN CHINA)

poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )

and turned on his TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA )

and then wondered why he can’t find
a good paying job.

{hat of to ex-snook at FreeRepublic.com}


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