FROM THE FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT (Democrat Poem)
OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WALK THRU THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE,
I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.
OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES.
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME.
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME
ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM. FROM HENCE FORTH, WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD. BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN, I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE. BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG AND OBAMA WAS A TREE
[Hat to ExTexasRedhead at FreeRepublic.com]
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Republican Prayer:
Dear White Jesus,
Please let me get fat. Fatter than even Rush Limbaugh. Let me get more money and pay my workers less. Dear God, please keep those sniveling little cock roaches in poverty. Dear God, please allow me to continue to cheat on my wife by having gay sex in public places, lord, it’s all I ask. Please let my political party grow bigger than less than 20 percent of the nation.
Dear lord, thank you for the McDonalds, and the Wal-mart, because these two things are the center of my culture.
And thank you for sending Dick Cheney to keep us safe by beating up brown people who don’t speak english.